Text Post Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 262 notes

if i die, i want to be cremated
i want someone to scatter my ashes during a windy day
i want my atoms to become part of the earth’s natural cycles faster
and in the future, an atom that once was a part of me will be in the food that you eat or the very air you breathe
this is how i conquer the world

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Question and Answer:) Fri, Aug. 15, 2014 176 notes
sherlockturnsmywats-on Asked:
"xD" more like xDONE WITH TALKING TO YOU FOREVER

Friendly reminder (◡‿◡✿)

in extremely rare cases, the gases produced during the decomposition of the body after death has enough pressure to result in the pregnant person expelling out the dead fetus (◕‿◕✿)

This is known as coffin birth (ʘ‿ʘ✿)




Text Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014 1,798 notes

cunningmarksman:

quirkybrittany:

TEA!!!! awkward awk awks girl nO party??? Fandoms superwholock impala BOOKS!!!! xD.. feE Ls OTP SHIPPING!

how drunk are you right now

not drunk just  quirky xD

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Text Post Mon, Jul. 14, 2014 31,680 notes

paintbrushs:

i want to study at an American university 

i will spell colour as color and use degrees fahrenheit. i would watch Family Guy on CNN while drinking a Mountain Dew in my apartment. i’ll have Taco Bell every night that’s worth 5 bucks. i am also more likely to meet Obama, the Jonas Brothers and anglophiles

i wish i was american :(

use the @ feature sweetie :)

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Photo Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 543,543 notes

thelesbianguide:

holytittiesandcrackers:

princecharming-x:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

^ re-blogged jut for the comment. lmao

best caption for sure.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it. (I’ve always wanted to work for some sort of Animal Planet/Discover Channel sort of thing… I think I’ve finally found my angle.) - Lezzy Lovegood

reblogging too because i like the comment above
that’s my only reason for reblogging
nothing else
just that comment
that’s why i’m reblogging this
:)
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thelesbianguide:

holytittiesandcrackers:

princecharming-x:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

^ re-blogged jut for the comment. lmao

best caption for sure.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it. (I’ve always wanted to work for some sort of Animal Planet/Discover Channel sort of thing… I think I’ve finally found my angle.) - Lezzy Lovegood

reblogging too because i like the comment above

that’s my only reason for reblogging

nothing else

just that comment

that’s why i’m reblogging this

:)

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Text Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 530 notes

"You look so perfect standing there
In my American Apparel underwear”

umm sharing ur underwear with someone else is unhygienic i do not recommend





Video Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 401,681 notes

*giggles* their shirts are puns and i know what they mean :3

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Photo Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 1,876 notes

findingastyle:

Lil’ Bub!
Yeah. I’m too fond of painting derpy things in watercolour. I suppose it takes some of the pressure off of me working with a media I’m not very familiar with.

good pussy cat painting :)
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findingastyle:

Lil’ Bub!

Yeah. I’m too fond of painting derpy things in watercolour. I suppose it takes some of the pressure off of me working with a media I’m not very familiar with.

good pussy cat painting :)

It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!

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Video Post Fri, Jun. 13, 2014 1,188 notes

reposeinpeace:

Scottish Guy vs. Siri

I’m shitting myself. 

It’s the Shrek accent! :D

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Photo Post Fri, Jun. 13, 2014 93,138 notes

a snapshot of benedick cumberbooble’s driver’s license :)

a snapshot of benedick cumberbooble’s driver’s license :)

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